A few more pics...

1. Video: Back in Ipiranga, when I brought Elder Van Zeben with me on division. :D

2. Fatima´s house w/ kids

3. Me, Elder Barton, Elder Steffensen

Back on track and.... Lovin' it

Talking about getting on the *big bird* i just got an email from the secretaries asking me which airport I´d like to go to when I come home.. ahhhh!! It´s ok, they say you´re allowed to be abit trunky on preperation day, haha.... it´s not like i asked to think about airports and airplanes, and see the long list of missionaries that´ll head home with me.

Boating sounds way awesome, especially since it just got really cold today, after a week of boiling hotness. But the week went pretty well, I hit the ground running and sweated my butt off, I´m still learning the area, but I´ve decided to knock the streets here in order, so we can remember which doors we´ve knocked, so we knocked two and a half streets already, not too shabby, still trying to find some good people to teach... who are married and aren´t full of vices.

Didn´t do much for my birthday, just worked and walked, I bought a bowl of açaí at night, so that was good :D haha, but other than that it was just another day.

hmm... nothing much else happened this week, I met my district tuesday, Elder Souza silva, Elder Thompson, Elder K. Silva, Elder Mesquita. just us 3 duplas here, they´re pretty good missionaries so I'm pretty happy about that :D My companion is trying to learn english, so when we´re at home, we speak only english, but when we´re out working, we speak only protuguese... it´s hard for me, I get confused all the time.

So i´m sending some pictures and videos to make up for the short email, i´m sure you don´t want me talking about knocking door, after door, after door, after door for a whole week, haha.

1. video of us walking back from lunch yesterday.

2. Breno´s baptism last week.

3. me and elder taylor on my last day in Ipiranga
4. me with fatima´s family in ipiranga, she said that i meant the same to them as the first missionary that passed by their home. :D that i made the same difference.

I´m LOVING the miracle of forgiveness, I´ve never read a book before that made me drop to my knees and beg for forgiveness.... good times.

Josh, the mission is:

10% luck

20% skill

15% concentrated power of will

5% pleasure

50% pain

and 100% percent reason to remember the name ELDER WEBBER!!

Every day the members here tell me how much time I have left, and my companion is asking what stuff I´m gonna leave him when I *depart from this world* arrrgh!

LOVE YOU!

Elder Webber

Update... Trials...

Anyways, we baptized Breno on Saturday! WOO!! He chose me to baptize him, so Saturday night we had a few members gathered together in the chapel and he got baptized in the freeeezing water, though he said he couldn´t feel the cold anymore after he got baptized. Oh yeah. The kid is WAY cool, he´s 12 years old, and it was a mircale that we ever found him at all. A member family gave him his own set of scriprtures and scripture case, he´s an awesome kid. I was so happy that he finally got baptized. And it seems that his baptism was one of the last things I needed to do to complete my purpose in Ipiranga, to do what I needed to do there, cuz yesterday, after he got confirmed, I got a call from Pres. and he said I was transfered here to Uberlandia..... totally bummed to leave my area, I feel pretty much the same as when I left Anapolis the first time.. maybe worse. The busride wasn´t so bad, just 7 hours, but when I got here my head is hurting thinking about the new area, my spirit is tired worrying about my new companion and district, and my heart hurts cuz I left behind my recent-converts and friends back in Goiania that I love so much. There was no time to visit Nara, (recent convert) so I called her to say goodbye, as well as Jaynie ( less-active) and they both started crying. Freak, that doesn´t make it any easier on me.

But, good news: Elder Black ( the kid I trained ) is taking my place as zone leader, HOORAH! and Nara told me that her divorce finally went through, and she was wanting to throw a party with us to celebrate. Good for her :D also, President gave me permission to read *the miracle of Forgiveness* so I´ve begun to read... and I´m loving it. wooo.

During last week I did a three day division with Elder Van Zeben, I brought him to my area so I can teach him how to teach a little better and be a bit more loving... too bad I ain´t gonna be able to see the results of my work, haha. Pretty much there was a civil-war happening in our district between my companion, Elder Taylor, and everybody else, and I was trying to hold everybody together. Elder Taylor had no respect for them, and none of them liked him at all. Good luck to them, haha, and Elder Black. That´s a problem I´m not gonna miss.

I know I´m gonna have to head out and work (preferably get to know the members) soon, it´ll be the best thing to get me excited and forget about what I left behind. But wow, I really miss the people there. If this last area ends up being my *resting place* it´ll probably be the exact same thing all over again.... oh sheesh. Lord, give me strength.

Well that´s about it, way pumped for the baptism we had! woo!!! Thank you for writing. Love you dad, Mom. This week is kind of short cuz I don´t have that much time, and I´m a wreck of emotions and just want to lay down.

*the people cannot be ignorant and free*

Love, Elder Webber

ANOTHER great week!

Haha, yes, this it true. Before the mission i didnt even know what a seventy did... now I do. I imagine them now as the men the apostles send to give the slap-in-the-face when it is needed.

ahhh! I wanna go camping. Every day i look out over our area... I behold everything the light touches... I behold my kingdom... then I see the dark areas... the overgrown forest, the open savannah (yes, we have savannah here), and the low green hills... and it just gives me the urge of hopping the fence and just go walking... and walk until I reach some uncrossable river or forest then come back. fun stuff. Maybe someday.

Answering questions: first, I wanna have the experience of coming out of the airport... doing the slow-walk...posing for the cameras, hearing the cheers, kissing babies, breaking champagne bottles over ship keels, and being escorted back to assume my rightful throne as King of Town...... that´s just what passes through my head when I imagine that day.

Speaking of Singapore, when people ask me what my favorite place I´ve travelled to is, I think... passing briefly over my travels, and respond singapore... and malaysia.... I wanna go to india.

How was america day? how was Bungie Day?

On Monday, we passed by a house and the Dad asked us to give a blessing to his wife (member) then his grandkids asked to get blessings as well (not members) so I gave a blessing to the older one, I said her name and it started out all normal-like... then i stopped... it´s like something wasn´t letting me speak what I wanted to say, not a single word came out until the words came flying into my head and I let them flow out... and when the words stopped.. I stopped speaking, until they hit me again and I started speaking without wanting to. after, the family said that it was exactly what she was needing, and they were surprised that I had known exactly what to say. Awesome experience.

On Thursday we had another zone leader meeting with President. So we set up a semi-circle of chairs and tables in the chapel. it started 8 and went until 5. I feel like we´re in the dragon´s den when we do practices, cuz when the missionaries end their lesson, out comes the fire from the circling zone leaders... fun stuff :D I love these meetings, learn a lot. and get a little bit burned. ex:

Pres. *There´s a certain elder on the mission... I wont say his name........ Elder cruz...... that´s being an idiot!* and so forth.

After the meeting, we did a division with one of our district leaders, I took his companion back with me to my area. Poor guy, he´s a newbie, only 10 days in the field... soooo quiet. So we worked a few days together, and even until sunday, cuz apparently lots of missionaries had been sick the same day, Saturday, including my comp, so we couldn´t undo to division, even I got sick, for the first time on the mission I got sick and threw up during the night. I ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH! dang. So I laid down in the morning for a while, waiting for it to pass, but I couldn´t take it any longer, so i told the newbie to suit-up cuz we´re heading out, and shortly the sickness passed.

I used the time I had with the newbie to teach him how he can get a better start on the mission than many others. I told him what to study so he can learn how to pray (do you, brothers, know how to pray? i think NOT!) and so on. My my, how many things I´ve learned on the mission.

Lets see... what else... we´ve closed 2 baptisms already for this month, one for this week and one more for the 30th... so my nerves are a little better now. Just gotta help the zone baptize now.

I can´t remember much else that happened this week, we didn´t teach that many lessons, but closed a few baptisms, so it was a fair trade.

*You aint no Charles Barkley! You´re just a guy who looks like him. Be gone, wannabe, BE GONE!!*

LOVE

Elder Webber

A GREAT Week

Happy America day! Elder Lopez called me this morning to wish me a happy 4th of July. I had forgotten even though I had it written in my planner. America rocks!

So... Monday was awesome, we headed to balneario just us, Elder Watts, and Elder Fernandez. we started out the day with a prayer, so we got up on our rammeumtum, and thanked that we were all Americans and could watch the movies that day in English. Then we sat down and enjoyed a day full of Narnia 3 and Prince of Persia, WOOO!! , Wow I was so pumped for prince of Persia, I loved it :D best mission ever? I think so.

The lady that we baptized last month told us a story the other day, she said that the Friday before her son got baptized she was thinking if she really was on the right path, cuz apparently everything had been going wrong, and she thought that if she had made the right decision things would get better. So she decided to pray about it, after she prayed she sat down on her bed and a voice said to her *don´t be afraid... don't be afraid...don´t be afraid...* she said she got scared and hid under the covers. Haha, but still, how cool is that? And her cousin says that she´s progressing a buttload, and that she´s saying there´s no way she´s gonna leave the church. booyah!

And on Friday we had another conference with Elder Araújo. Coolest Seventy ever. In the morning we had a meeting with him and all the zone leaders, assistants and secretaries, and pres. In the stake high-council room. Basically he talk us some new changes, new rules, told us to shape up and baptize more. In his words:

him- *elders, what is your purpose as a missionary?*
*to invite to come unto christ*
*find the elect*
*teach with the spirit*
him- *No! your purpose is to baptize*

Then we had the real conference with everybody, it went until 3:00 woo, he roasted one missionary in front of everybody, and all that good stuff. I love listening to him teach. Carlos (president´s son) opened up his mission call in front of everybody, and he´s going to Rome Italy, he started bawling instantly, and his whole family started crying too, even pres.
I talked with pres a little bit afterwards and he´s gonna give me authorization to read the miracle of forgiveness, it´s one of the books the older missionaries are allowed to read. sweet.

That night we went to the edge of our area to teach a kid, he´s living with his aunt and cousins, who are members, and he said he wants to start going to church, he´s 12 years old. So on Sunday he actually showed up, WOO! so happy. And it was testimony meeting, so I asked him *if i go, will you go?* he said yeah, so we went up there waiting our turn, when I got up to talk first he got up too, and stood by my side, I didn´t realize it until I was well into my testimony. So I had to lean over and tell him he could sit down if he wanted. Haha, then he got up after, I waited over by the side, and he said that he read the Book of Mormon that day, that he prayed about it, and he got an answer that ít´s true. woo!! So he got down, gave me a hi-5 and we sat back down. Awesome stuff.

Just to advise everybody, July 7th is Bungie day, I advise everybody to go to Bungie.net and celebrate this glorious day with some headshots downstairs. July Rocks.

Also, big news: WE TIED FOR NUMBER ONE ZONE THIS MONTH, OH YEAAAAAH. We tied with Rio Verde with 14 baptisms, take that! wow, lots of work to pick this zone up, and we have our monthly meeting with pres tomorrow, so we´ll see how that goes. :D

*...So the red people hate the blues cuz they keep trying to make them pay money for schools and hospitals instead of cool things like nascar and shotguns... and for some reason the whole mess is being led by a fat guy from Michigan, like we said a lot of this stuff doesn´t make sense. But these times of the holidays is a chance for us to put our differences aside and hate each other on a much more personal level. And what better thing to hate than turkeys? and what better way to hate them than to eat them by the millions!*
-Red vs. Blue

Happy America (God´s country) Day!
Love, Elder Webber